is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
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We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
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ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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