Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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