Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
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The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
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It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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