one might say we're banned from that church
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
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Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
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Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Shame - the story of my life.
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