the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
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It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
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Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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