Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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