butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
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The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
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If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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