i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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