thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
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Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
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DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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