Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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