at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
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Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
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what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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