mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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