I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
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CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
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I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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