Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
whose parrot is this?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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