Texts From Last Night

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  (718): View more from New York

  Barsexuality is the new black.

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  (718): Barsexuality is the new black. http://tfl.nu/lc2j
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  (334): View more from Alabama

  I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon

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  (334): I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon http://tfl.nu/p3qx
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  (802): View more from Vermont

  I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.

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  (802): I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends. http://tfl.nu/oh1c
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  (404): View more from Georgia

  he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.

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  (404): he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip. http://tfl.nu/ir9l
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  (647): View more from Ontario

  Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night

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  (647): Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night http://tfl.nu/qsqx
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  (207): View more from Maine

  You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.

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  (207): You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee. http://tfl.nu/mtea
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  (612): View more from Minnesota

  Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.

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  (612): Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now. http://tfl.nu/y7cf
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  (205): View more from Alabama

  I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away

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  (205): I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away http://tfl.nu/4739
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  (315): View more from New York

  I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?

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  (315): I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here? http://tfl.nu/pgo7
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  (714): View more from California

  I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.

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  (714): I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work. http://tfl.nu/rjuf
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  (647): View more from Ontario

  The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them

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  (647): The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them http://tfl.nu/sne8
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  (203): View more from Connecticut

  Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.

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  (203): Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic. http://tfl.nu/bb52
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  (586): View more from Michigan

  Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus

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  (586): Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus http://tfl.nu/m81q
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  (713): View more from Texas

  He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls

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  (713): He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls http://tfl.nu/kpep
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  (404): View more from Georgia

  He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho

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  (404): He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho http://tfl.nu/2j15
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