I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
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i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
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I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday