New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
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Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
So much rum. So many feels.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
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About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?