what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
