gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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