Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
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i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
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I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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