shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
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Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
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What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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