what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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