For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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