Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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