: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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