My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
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The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
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I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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