The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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