I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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