No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
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This gyro tastes like lonliness
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
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You need a sexual gate keeper
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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