So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Randomize
