You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
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You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
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He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
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