office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Let's paint friendship bongs
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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