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Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
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I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
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I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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