Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
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there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
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how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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