69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
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Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
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Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
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