i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
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So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
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At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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