spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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