i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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