Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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