Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
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