Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
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