it wasn't lemon gatorade
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
dude. I can hear the air.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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