WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
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That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
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omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
i now understand why vodka
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
I think people are normalizing furries
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