I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
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just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
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Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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