Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
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there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
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I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"