dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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