New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
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She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
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She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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