Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Randomize
