Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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