For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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