whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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