Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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