Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Randomize
