Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Randomize
