we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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