Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
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I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
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Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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